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12/5/07 Well George was taken again, this time by Artie.  C'mon George, you gotta know by now that NOTHING is as it seems.

Oh, breaking news today was; Sal does not think it is gay to put his wreck in Richards ass.  It is funny says Sal, WTF?  No Sal it is gay you ignorant fuck.  

12/4/07 Artie was back and that was a treat.  Many callers regarding Artie missing the show, people seem to be jumping on Howard for it, well, it is not Howard's deal. Howard is being a good friend.  It is very obvious that Artie suffers from depression and not adding to his stress is the best thing a friend can do, enter Howard, a true friend.  

It is great to have George back, he always brings so much to the show.  

Not much from Sal lately other than him wanting to put his grotesque microscopic blur into Richards now bleached anal cavity. 

11/29/07 High pitch Mike going against Artie is the same as High pitch Mike challenging Fred to a boxing match, which by the way would be far more fun than listening to the din of him trying to vie with Artie on a comedic level.

11/28/07 Lonny Heckman has passed.  This truly is the saddest of news, how many of us have walked around in the last few months with the tune "When I See Beth Smiling" in our heads? Shaw Blades honored Lonny by singing his song and making the song a hit.  Howard says now that he will play this song at his wedding.

Howard was obviously moved today on the show and showed great compassion for the unfortunate passing of Lonny.  Artie, well Artie made a stupid callas commit during Howard dedication.  Way to go Artie........duh.  "my liver, blah blah blah blah."  

Artie -  makes fun of a dead man with liver failure. Now that is class, especially a man with some writing skills (not that Artie doesn't). Artie, show some compassion you fucker!  Yes you are a comedian, some things deserve a serious demeanor, save you jokes for when Sal dies.

11/15/07 Now Sal is signing and kissing male nuts....but he is not gay........oh it never stops.  If anyone knows Sal's wife please have her email me here.  Eric the midget is gone?  oh would that be nice!! A Ralph free show??? Well what would we have to bitch about???  I say NO to Ralph free shows!!!!

Gary likes to collect DVD's, big fucking deal Howard, what is it to you??????  Gee I heard that song before, I guess I should throw out that CD......(that is an analogy dumb ass)............  duh!  People collect movies dumb shit!

Howard calls Gary dumb but he plays chess while Beth is sultry, who is the dumb ass???????? 

Lisa G is a rabble rouser and secretly wants to be Beth O.

Oh, lest I forget, "AA" is as boring as Sal and needs to attend ESL (English as a second language) with Sal.  Holy shit, how can you be an adult in this country and not know the fucking language??????????????

11/14/07 Grandma Caprio and Beth dominated the early portions of the show today and I predict that this is going to become UGLY!  The Grandma Caprio and Beth conversations are absolutely hilarious for the listener.  I love the way that Artie could put less effort into a voice when speaking into the megaphone, he just spews, though Howard's voice of Grandma Caprio is fucking hilarious, it is equaled by Artie's lack of effort!!! 

11/7/07 10:50 am

Howard was classic Howard regarding the Dog The Bounty Hunter story.  Odd the way dog sounded as if he was going to punish himself by being buried with the poor, black slaves at Mt. Vernon (with no grave marker). In a subliminal fashion, the racism continues to spew from the mouth of The Dog.  If this is a true desire of Dog's, why does he make it sound like a self imposed punishment. The benign interview with Hannity was nothing less than bullshit.

Congrats to everyone for a great show and the anger abatement!

11/7/07 0655am

Holy Shit, Artie let loose this morning and it was WAY over due.  It was great to hear his honesty and his umm, oh, confidence, wow.  This is the way that Artie should be.  He sounded healthy and stern (pardon the pun).  I am glad that the olive leaf was offered.  Even Fred piped in, he was worried about Sal's reaction.  Sal actually was quite mature and accepting of everything Artie had to say.

Richard and Sal graciously accepted what Artie had to say, as well as admitted that they were out of line.  Holy shit, now they are going out to dinner!  What great radio!

Was Artie's absence yesterday contrived?  Perhaps part of the anticipation building marketing?

The old crow from Brooklyn called and was incoherently (as usual) barking something out about Artie being insincere  or phony??  Who knows what rattles around in her head?

Highlight?  Fred's caveat to Sal.  That was funny!

I guess we will need to wait and see what happens with the situation in the near future!

On today's wrap up show there was a caller named Peter, Peter predicted a "shit storm" coming out of this Artie - Sal war.  I have to agree with Peter and would not be surprised if Artie takes a break from the show or leaves completely.  Peter also stated that Sal and Richard should stay in the back and not get air time.  Again, I agree with this caller.  I listen to Gary and Jon talk on the wrap-up show saying that there are fans that do not enjoy the Sal/Richard bits and there are an equal number that do, well here is my vote, their bits are too gay and they are like a caged dog, just waiting to get the the mic or an opportunity to drop their pants and play with each other.  As a listener I find it disgusting and anyone that listens to the show knows that these feelings are shared by Artie and Fred.

One recent story that was particularly disturbing was Sal's behavior, not only at Artie's pizza party, but after the party when he was smashing his pathetic unit on pumpkins on the street.  Do you suppose that kids are enticed by these pumpkin displays and perhaps even touch the pumpkins.  Are these acts not illegal?  What is the difference if a police officer saw him do this or sees it on TV?  I am just curious about that.

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